Victoria's Out, Becky's In: Big Brother's First Eviction

So, somehow Lydia survived to tell us more about her famous partner at the expense of Victoria. Ah well.

And THIS is who the Great British public (well, the ones who watch Big Brother) voted in.

Welcome Becky.

DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HER EYES. 

Something tells me people are going to LOVE her. 

Who's on Team Becky?? 

Big Brother 13 Launch Night- Why Bother With Surprise Twists?

Well, well, well what have we got here? 16 (SIXTEEN) housemates went into the BB house last night. All of them looked a bit weird and gobby, may we just have a decent series on our hands?

Eye, eye. 

Big Brother 13 Unveils The Diary Room Chair... Remember When You Used To Care About This?

For those of you who didn't know Big Brother is back on our screens tonight in BB 13. I'm not sure how committed I am to BB but I do normally watch the launch show. Channel 5 have said that the contestants include an ex-Playboy bunny, a porn star who was once a teacher, a guy who played football with some famous footballers, a posh girl and a saucy chef. So it's all corners of society really.

They've also revealed the diary room chair, which used to be a big thing but I'm not sure anyone cares anymore. Royal blue with gold around the edge, it's obviously in celebration of the Diamond Jubilee. The Queen will be thrilled!

You call that a throne...? 

Peronally I'd have made the chair something like this....

Now THAT'S a throne.

And I'd probably have put Sean Bean in there as well, keep those housemates in check. 

Big Brother completes your Super Diamond Jubilee 4 day weekend and kicks off at 8pm tonight on Channel 5 with some kind of pointless auditions show with the live launch on at 9pm. 

Enjoy? 

Super Diamond Jubilee 4 Day Final Weekend!

It's a big weekend in Britain. It's the Queen's Diamond Jubilee which means most people who sit in an office all day updating their Facebook status' have a 4 day weekend. On Sunday, there's something where loads of boats go on the Thames, based on a painting I'm told, which I'm a little bit intrigued about. Then on Monday there's a concert with miserable dad figure Gary Barlow and the oldest swinger in town Cliff Richard. 

One of the Queen's kids made this. 

But ALSO reality TV fans, we have the finals of The Voice and The Apprentice! Yes, we are finally at the finish line of 2 shows which have really underwhelmed this year. 


Ah, The Voice. So much promise, so much HOPE. But everyone was disappointed when the live shows came around and we found out none of the judges could actually string a sentence together and we wanted the swinging chairs back. While not a total disaster, there is definitely room for improvement and as they've already spent £22 million on it I'm sure they will be working hard to find ways to make it better. But who to win? Vince is a bit too MCR for me and I think Tyler comes across as really cocky. I'm also not sure what Leanne is doing there so that just leaves Bo. By default I guess. 


Over on Sunday night (why do they change the final day? I've never understood that) The Apprentice comes to a grinding halt. It's just lost some of its sparkle and I have to say I really don't care who wins. I'm even struggling to remember their names without looking it up. Nick and Jade probably shouldn't be there so I wouldn't be surprised to see Nick go first followed swiftly by Jade. Which leaves Ricky and Tom. Let's go with... Tom. I don't think Lord Sugar would want to work with someone called Ricky Martin. 


So, Bo and Tom to win. Go eat some undercooked BBQ sausages, find some bunting and raise a glass of Pimms to the Queen. Happy Jubilee Queenie! 

UPDATE: And I totally forgot that Big Brother 2012 starts on Tuesday night too! Yeah, I don't care either.