Thursday 25 October 2012

The X Factor Blog: Battle of the Cheeses and The Scottish Widow in Nightmare Week

Not a bad live show, this one. Here are some observations.
  • It contained "The Greatest Dermot Intro... Ever!" The shimmying was of the highest standard, and the editing was brilliant. We also had The Harshest Judging Ever by Gary. He told Kye exactly how bad he was last week, and let's be honest, he was shit.
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All because Simon loves Milk Tray...
  • Club Classics week turned into Nightmare week. Everybody had a something bad happen to them from losing their voices to losing their beards. Maybe everybody should have just had a week off.
  • Why is it only Nicole who looks like they are enjoying the show?
  • There were some terrible versions of "club classics"; James Arthur I thought was boring (why do people like him? I don't get it).
  • Louis came dressed as a cross between a James Bond villain and the Milk Tray man. AGAIN.
  • No idea why Gary was stressing about Ella dancing, it's not like she launched into a massive dance routine it was just some arm waving.
  • Tulisa made her best comment of the series comparing Rylan to a Babybel and Christopher to stilton. I liked Christopher singing the theme from Three Men and a Little Lady, but that worries me because where does that leave him to go for Movies Week??
  • Club Classics week, it's always shit. Just sing the goddamn song the way it was written. Stop trying to be clever by slowing it down or a rubbish mash up.
  • Rylan was a bit meh this week again.
  • Lucy kept her flippin' guitar like a safety blanket. If they can't get her to let go of it during Club Classics week then there's no hope.
  • I love JLS but it's be nice to get some other good acts on the results show apart from ex contestants. And Emili Sande? I could get her to appear for my birthday party, she's everywhere. At least she didn't sing Read All About It. There was real danger of that happening.
  • I have to say I have a little soft spot for Jahmene now.
One last thing...

Why did Brian Friedman come dressed as the Scottish Widow?


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Brian Friedman is fast becoming my favourite thing about this show.

Hold on, who left? Oh yeah, MK1. Never mind. 



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