Alex Reid Becomes "Pregnant", Saves Relationship

I about choked on my cornflakes when these pictures emerged this morning. Alex Reid, he of Ex-Mr Katie Price, singer, some kind of fighter and ex Hollyoaks star, has decided that he needs to show his heavily pregnant fiance that he loves her by shoving a jumper up his shirt and pretending to be pregnant. Personally I'd just like a cuddle or maybe a cup of tea in bed but actually thinking about it yeah, this is a much better idea.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

There are more photos if you're into that sort of thing...

Here he is pretending to mop the floor, high on any pregnant ladies "to do list."

Here he is pretending to bring in shopping bags that look really heavy, bless him. 

And here he is pretending to do the washing up.

In the interview he says that "I breathe wrongly and get my throat jumped down." But it's okay, because he blames HER own insecurity and hormones. Alex Reid: what a guy!

I'm going to be honest, if all this pretending doesn't get him back in Chantelle's good books I don't know WHAT will!

No wait hang on. Maybe if you actually HELP DO ALL THIS STUFF FOR REAL instead of doing ridiculous photo shoots like this or talking about your ex-wife, or messaging some young girl. Maybe THAT might help your relationship. 

Massive thanks to Now Magazine for bring these pictures into all our lives.

If you're bothered, catch the whole interview in this week's magazine.

Makes a great read. And then you can keep the pictures!