Alex Reid Becomes "Pregnant", Saves Relationship

I about choked on my cornflakes when these pictures emerged this morning. Alex Reid, he of Ex-Mr Katie Price, singer, some kind of fighter and ex Hollyoaks star, has decided that he needs to show his heavily pregnant fiance that he loves her by shoving a jumper up his shirt and pretending to be pregnant. Personally I'd just like a cuddle or maybe a cup of tea in bed but actually thinking about it yeah, this is a much better idea.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

There are more photos if you're into that sort of thing...

Peter Andre And The Last Chapter

I understand some people like Peter Andre. He seems like a nice guy, he's defiantly portrayed that way. What I can't understand is why some people want to know what has been going on in his life since the last series of ITV2's Peter Andre: My Life.


AS IF THERE HAS BEEN NO STORIES REPORTED ABOUT HIM.

It's January and here he chats about why his marriage broke apart, without saying why his marriage broke apart

Now he "talks" (via a friend) about a dancer he may (OR MAY NOT) be dating.

Oh look it's February and that dancer has fallen in love with him.

Apparently it's his ex-wife who has an obsession with him, unlike he WHO HARDLY EVER MENTIONS IT.

One of the most misleading headlines I've ever read. And why the hell is he drenched in water?? What the hell does that mean? And you say he's only speaking to OK! but I think not...

Come April, his (contractually obliged) relationship has come to an end. Nothing to do with the fact no one really gave a hoot.

But the question on all our lips is... DOES HE LOVE HIS KIDS??? 

Maybe I WILL watch the new TV show to find out!!